Why Is My Car Not Starting?
The official stance of HMGOV.UK on why your car may not be starting.
We understand your concern. HMGOV.UK has compiled a guide on how to ensure your car is compliant and correct in its configuration to commence commuting concordantly.
Common reasons your car may not start.
Here are some of the most common issues British Citizens find their car to be in an idle dispostion.
- Your cars Tax Recognition System (TRS) has disabled mobility due to a failure to pay road tax.
- Your vehicle is a Peugot or some other foreign monstrosity.
- Your vehicle is on strike.
- Problem lies between steering wheel and headrest.
Failure to report an issue will result in obscene fines
What can you do?
If your car fails to start, attempt a government-style solution.
- Do not attempt to fix the problem first
- Sell the car to a private business at a large discount
- Rent the car back from the business for a high fee
- Re-nationalise your car by purchasing it back for far more than it is worth