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Leaving The Planet

File your request below for temporary or permanent leave from Planet Earth under the Geneva Relocation Program (2009).

Current backlogs in the system dating back to 2014 onwards may result in it taking some time to respond to your application. If you do not hear back from us within 15 years, give up.

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If you are currently afflicted with the obligation to live in Leeds, Blackburn or Essex, your application may be fast tracked.
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Knowingly making a false claim could be punishable under Section 9A (part 3) of the Malvern Hills Treaty (1201 AD) and you may be subject to punishment of death or, in extreme cases, forced relocation to Birmingham.

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If you have entered an incorrect information, knowingly or otherwise, armed police will be sent to your door with approved clearance to use unnecessary violence.
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If you have entered an incorrect information, knowingly or otherwise, armed police WILL be sent to your door with clearance to use unnecessary violence.
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