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Opt out of your taxes

If you believe you are not obliged to pay taxes for reasons such as:

  • I don't believe my tax money is being spent well
  • I am the rightful King/Queen of England, Scotland and Wales and therefor am not obligated to pay it
  • I just don't like doing it

You may be able to submit the form below to reduce your tax obligation.

Submitting this form will not result in your tax obligation being lowered and may in fact result in a visit to your home where our agents may repossess your belongings including children and pets to make up for any lost revenue.

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You will in absolutely no way reduce your tax obligation via this form. We will continue to milk you for every penny.

Thank you for your submission.

If you have entered an incorrect information, knowingly or otherwise, armed police WILL be sent to your door with clearance to use unnecessary violence.
It seems this form works the same way the government does.

It doesn't.