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Jorvik Viking Job Centre

Find gainful employment working in the Jorvik Viking Centre where they have proudly placing unemployed Norsemen into fulfilling careers since 873 AD.

You will be required to stand in the smelly bit of Jorvik Viking Centre for up to 8 hours per day. Slightly damp leather tunic will be provided.

If you feel you have the right to state-sponsored job placement, contact your local council by posting a letter with your scent embedded in the envelope and we will get back to you.

Begin your journey working for the government today where you will be barely trained, assigned a meaningless title, and an even more meaningless salary.

Thanks to the Jorvik Viking Job Centre, I now earn 37 copper groats a week pretending to churn imaginary butter in front of schoolchildren.
- Bjørn (Likely not his real name)

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