It really is as easy as filling out this form.
File your request for temporary or permanent planetary leave
Entirely or partially convert your pension into a new Steak Pension, granting weekly meat deliveries to your primary address
Submit your request for a state arranged partner here
Find gainful employment as a faux wax model working in the smelly bit of the Jorvik Viking Centre
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