Can I brick up windows to reduce tax?

Yes, technically, you can brick up your windows. Will it affect your tax band? The answer to that is much more complicated, but essentially boils down to no.

What happens if I brick up my windows?

  • You may increase your homes temperature at the expense of natural light and the beauty of this green earth.
  • A sense of moral superiority may last for up to 10 days. If this lasts longer, please consult your GP.
  • Your council tax will remain entirely ineffective, just like the way it is spent.
  • Your sense of time may make you feel like you paused your tax obligations by freezing time - but you are sorely mistaken.

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