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BREAKING NEWS
It's official - Sir Keir Starmer has signed away the Chagos Islands and handed them to Mauritius.
After bravely handing over British property to a country that never owned it and, even more heroically, paying them a £101,000,000 of tax payer money every year for the next 99 years to take it off us, HMGOV.UK has decided to take petitions for what other property we should give away, and to who.
Do you feel we should give Scotland to Belgium? What about giving the Falkland Islands to Chile? Submit your decisions below and they'll be taken with as much thought and care as Sir Keir Starmer is capable of.
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